7 characters: 4 women, 3 men
Step on deck and meet Barbie Duhl,
hosting the party of all parties on a luxurious (and haunted) Party Boat. She’s been
hired to plan the party of all parties, if she can just get her “Party People” to cooperate:
VJ the Crazy Voodoo DJ carries “Voodoo for Dummies” in his fringed, mystical bag.
Phonet believes art imitates life so has no problem making the art of imitating art, her life.
Fred Flint is a convicted arsonist who can’t stop playing with matches.
Nina Colada specializes in obscure bar drinks, which she encourages everyone to taste.
Catrina Cook is a nervous caterer who hopes you can’t food poison guests twice in one year.
And they’re all joining Captain Stubby, the superstitious captain who’s convinced his
ship is haunted. So Welcome Aboard! But be careful, don’t rock the boat, or this
Picture Perfect Party might just end in… murder!
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DEADLY VOWS
8 characters: 3 women, 2 men, 3 w/m - Subplot includes adultery
Join the powerful Toulong family as they renew their wedding
vows amongst their strange family and friends. Find out who will bring down
the mighty ketchup king, Tye Toulong, and his devoted wife Mary. Discover the
truth about their three children, Dusty, the archaeologist, Misty, the teary-eyed
psychologist, and Drew, the frustrated artist. Meet the Toulong's business partners
and best friends, Morvin and Veronica Goodfrend. Warm up to Nanny, who will thrill
you with her best kept cleaning and cooking tips. But remember, this family has a secret to die for!
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DEATH BY VALENTINE
6 characters: 3 women, 3 men - Subplot includes adultery
Hart Breaker is trying to throw the perfect Valentine's Day party for her daughter, Candy. She just can't get any cooperation from her "other" daughter, Coco Puff, her "current" husband, Drew Blood, her "friend," Bill Willkill, or her "brother," Rock Bottoms. Candy isn't impressed with anyone on the guest list and wants to go hang out with her friends instead, but gifts keep arriving from a secret admirer and she can't figure out a way to make her escape. Something has to be done to save this Valentine's Day party... but who will save Candy Valentine?
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FATAL FOOTBALL FEVER
7 characters: 4 men, 3 women - Subplot includes adultery
What happens when a small
town becomes the potential site for a brand new professional football
team? The town's wealthiest residents, Dan and Nancy Ann SeAnsee, would
certainly like their names on the scoreboard, as would an aspiring entrepreneur,
Andre Pennewer. Throw in two lovely, nouveau riche sisters, Les and Jesse
Abelle, a love-sick mayor, Paul Tishen, and an ex-football player, Heathro
Ancatch, and you've got a locker room full of trouble. Find out who scores
and who is taken off the field in this deadly game!
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GOOD GRAPE HUNTING
6 characters: 3 men, 3 women - Subplot includes adultery
The Frudee Family has
been in the wine-making business for years. Their winery, while not entirely
successful, has managed to stay afloat despite the criticism of a local
wine critic, Dr. William Beabore. But now the Frudee brothers, Doodie and Rudy,
and their distant cousin, Judy, have discovered how to grow grapes that
have already fermented inside the skin! It's an amazing discovery, and
they know they'll make a big splash with it in the wine world. Doodie's
wife, Trudy, will do anything to help her husband, even if it leaves an
unpleasant aftertaste, while Rudy's wife, Prudy, doesn't want to stain
her reputation with a secret she'd rather keep to herself. Enjoy some wine-tasting
and learn a little bit about wine, but be careful, someone will soon be
two sheets under!
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MURDER AT THE MONSTER BASH
5 characters: 2 men, 3 women - Subplot includes adultery
It's Halloween, and Ivana Crump is holding her biggest fundraiser yet -
a costume party to
raise funds for HOWSA. What's HOWSA? You'll have to ask Ivana. And while it seemed like a pretty good idea at first,
she's having second thoughts now that she's found out what's buried underneath the restaurant!
Her half-sisters, Iona and Isabella Crump, her ex-husband Conner, and her husband Clark, all agree,
and wish this spooky night would end.
But before the night is over, the coffin in the corner might turn out to be more then just a creepy decoration!
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MURDER ON THE REBOUND
6 characters: 2 men, 4 women
What happens when a group of friends suddenly, unexpectedly, and mysteriously find themselves widows?
What else? They pool their insurance money and buy a restaurant. Tonight is the grand opening of REBOUNDS,
and these happy widows can hardly wait to sing and dance their way into your hearts. It's the start of a whole new
beginning, and it's also the perfect night to confide in one another about the new love in their lives.
Yes, these recent widows decided they'd rather find love on the rebound then no love at all, but be careful... whoever rebounds first, may also be last!
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MURDER UNDER THE MISTLETOE
6 characters: 3 men, 3 women
The CEO of a struggling accounting firm decides to throw a holiday party
to boost moral. He also decides to bring in a consultant to streamline
and straighten the company out. What he doesn't realize is that those
two independent decisions will result in bedlam, havoc and chaos in the
middle of wildly performed holiday songs, door prizes and a visit from
someone very special in a red Santa suit. Join Tom, Dick and Harry for a
holiday party to beat all holiday parties! Happy holidays?
Maybe, but stay away from the mistletoe... or that spirited kiss may turn deadly.
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MUSCLING IN ON MURDER
7 characters: 4 men, 3 women
What do a high-powered
salesman, an inventor, a marketing guru, a big eater, a sound sleeper,
a sex kitten, and a diet enthusiast have in common? The Bycle Cycle, an
amazing new exercise device that is taking the fitness world by storm.
How the cycle was invented is another story, however, and has a twisted
ending that will make your muscles ache with laughter. Join Michael Bycle,
Ian Ventor, Sheila Closit, Sue Flay, Matt Napper, Callie Katz, and Dan
D. Diet as they bend, push, and pull their way through an intriguing night
of exercise. And whoever said exercise will kill you… is right!
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ON STAGE FOR MURDER
7 characters: 4 men, 3 women
Ready to see a murder mystery? This
troupe wants to perform, but their micro-managing obsessive-compulsive control-freak
director, Diedre, has a problem with the show.
Watch her leading man struggle with his lines as Diedre mouths along.
Watch her leading lady struggle with her dress as Diedre flaunts her imported finery.
Watch her choo-choo man, her french maid, her ex-husband and the owner of the restaurant explode
as she stops the show to hold open auditions. And what happens when the final curtain drops?
You might just see these seasoned actors change direction, and write their
own deadly ending.
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PEACE, LOVE... AND MURDER!
7 characters: 4 men, 3 women
Meet this happy-go-lucky traveling group of tranquility-seeking,
peace-loving, vitamin-selling hippies, and let them share their message of peace and love...
along with their own special vitamins! Unfortunately, one of our happy hippies
is also a heartbreaker, and before the evening is through, more than a
heart will be broken. Get to know Moonglow Luvinleave as she flits and
flirts through her group of devoted Moon Heads. Who will win her heart
tonight? Rock Steady, Ben Evolence, or their business manager, Stu Undwuri?
Find out why Rock's aunt, Tish Fishal, and his cousin Arty Fishal, have
such bad vibes towards Moonglow. And why does Kelly Karma's karma go kapoot
when she and Moonglow cavort? You'll laugh at the antics of this peace-loving
group, but before the night if over, someone will be uttering those solemn
words, "Let peace be with you."
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