- The luck of the Irish seems to be missing at this wild Irish event.
A VACATION TO DIE FOR
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men
Wynonna Dingess and Kitty Wunkus, a couple of good ole’ gals from the back roads,
take off for a vacation to visit Kitty’s brother, Tommy Wunkus. Imagine their surprise when
they find out he’s playing bongos in a Mariachi band, along with old friend Bunky Wonky.
It’s fun and games until another old friend pops up, old grudges surface and those
Mariachi tunes turn sour... then it becomes A Vacation to Die for!
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BEDLAM IN CABIN B
~~ 7 characters: 4 women, 3 men
Step on deck and meet Barbie Duhl,
hosting a party on a luxurious (and haunted) Party Boat. She’s the event coordinator with big plans to make it unforgettable...
if she can just get her “Party People” to cooperate:
VJ the Crazy Voodoo DJ carries “Voodoo for Dummies” in his fringed, mystical bag.
Phonet believes art imitates life so has no problem making the art of imitating art, her life.
Fred Flint is a convicted arsonist who can’t stop playing with matches.
Nina Colada specializes in obscure bar drinks, which she encourages everyone to taste.
Catrina Cook is a nervous caterer who hopes you can’t food poison guests twice in one year.
And they’re all joining Captain Stubby, the superstitious captain who’s convinced his
ship is haunted. So Welcome Aboard! But be careful, don’t rock the boat, or this
Picture Perfect Party might just end in… murder!
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CHAOS ON THE CHRISTMAS CRUISE
~~ 6 characters: 4 women, 2 men
In BEDLAM IN CABIN B, Barbie Duhl's special event turned to disaster
when the unexpected happened.
Now Nina Colada is left to run the show, and the Christmas party on the cruise ship is the strangest one yet.
VJ the Voodoo DJ left that last party with a sour taste in his mouth so changed his life, got a degree in business,
and became a day-trader. Captain Stubby finally caved in and married Catrina Cooks.
Phonet is tired of the single life. And why is Barbie's cousin, Skipper, so interested in everyone's personal life?
You won't want to miss the fun OR the CHAOS ON THE CHRISTMAS CRUISE!
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DEADLY VOWS
~~ 6 characters: 4 women, 2 men - Subplot includes adultery
Join the powerful Toulong family as they renew their wedding
vows amongst their strange family and friends. Find out who will bring down
the mighty ketchup king, Tye Toulong, and his devoted wife Mary. Discover the
truth about Misty, the teary-eyed
psychologist. Meet the Toulong's business partners
and best friends, Morvin and Veronica Goodfrend. Warm up to Nanny, who will thrill
you with her best kept cleaning and cooking tips. But remember, this family has a secret to die for!
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DEATH BY CANDYGRAM
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men - Subplot includes adultery
Hart Braker, her husband, Drew, and daughter, Candy, open their home to Hart's sister, Bubble, and Bubble's friend, Noah,
during a night of Valentine chaos that you'll never forget!
Don't miss this crazy love-fest during February, the love-month.
But be careful... Candy may be sweet, but Candy can be deadly!
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DEATH BY VALENTINE
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men - Subplot includes adultery
Hart Breaker is trying to throw the perfect Valentine's Day party for her daughter, Candy. She just can't get any cooperation from her "other" daughter, Coco Puff, her "current" husband, Drew Blood, her "friend," Bill Willkill, or her "brother," Rock Bottoms. Candy isn't impressed with anyone on the guest list and wants to go hang out with her friends instead, but gifts keep arriving from a secret admirer and she can't figure out a way to make her escape. Something has to be done to save this Valentine's Day party... but who will save Candy Valentine?
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FATAL FOOTBALL FEVER
~~ 7 characters: 3 women, 4 men - Subplot includes adultery
What happens when a small
town becomes the potential site for a brand new professional football
team? The town's wealthiest residents, Dan and Nancy Ann SeAnsee, would
certainly like their names on the scoreboard, as would an aspiring entrepreneur,
Andre Pennewer. Throw in two lovely, nouveau riche sisters, Les and Jesse
Abelle, a love-sick mayor, Paul Tishen, and an ex-football player, Heathro
Ancatch, and you've got a locker room full of trouble. Find out who scores
and who is taken off the field in this deadly game!
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FOUL PLAY ON THE SPEEDWAY
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men
Stock car sponsors Grayen Pree and King Petty honor their drivers tonight during this, the
First Annual Dirtball Derby Driver Distinction and Fan Appreciation dinner.
Meet Darlington Stripes, Sly Riter, Melissa Fobia and Lee Sherley as they receive
their special awards and prizes, and entertain us all with their off-the-track antics.
Between King's pranks and Melissa's temper tantrums it's a night you'll never forget.
It's a fast track for fun... but faster still for murder!
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GOOD GRAPE HUNTING
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men - Subplot includes adultery
The Frudee Family has
been in the wine-making business for years. Their winery, while not entirely
successful, has managed to stay afloat despite the criticism of a local
wine critic, Dr. William Beabore. But now the Frudee brothers, Doodie and Rudy,
and their distant cousin, Judy, have discovered how to grow grapes that
have already fermented inside the skin! It's an amazing discovery, and
they know they'll make a big splash with it in the wine world. Doodie's
wife, Trudy, will do anything to help her husband, even if it leaves an
unpleasant aftertaste, while Rudy's wife, Prudy, doesn't want to stain
her reputation with a secret she'd rather keep to herself. Enjoy some wine-tasting
and learn a little bit about wine, but be careful, someone will soon be
two sheets under!
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HORSIN' AROUND WITH MURDER
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men
The World Equestrian Games are comprised of the world championships for eight equestrian sports.
The Games are held every four years, two years prior to the Olympic Games, and are governed by the
Fédération Equestre Internationale (FEI). So what happens when FEI judges Taryn Wear and
Deneeze Areshot, in town preparing for the games, find themselves at a dinner with
reining champ and ex-boyfriend Steed Romper, freelance writer and new boyfriend
Houston Dallas, and reining competitor Cheyenne Sassy? Nostrils flare, hooves stomp and tails thrash,
so you better hold your horses ‘cause the race is on!
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KNOCK 'EM DEAD
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men
Today's big-name Diva's, Augusta Wind, Marion Haste and Royal Payne,
can't stand each other, but love all media attention, and will do ANYTHING
to get the attention they crave. So, which Diva will show up tonight to pose for the paparazzi?
Join us to find out, along with Don Kashane, their agent, Stan Back, a talented musician
and keyboard player, and Rusty Pipes, an enthusiastic guest who can't wait for tonight's entertainment.
But if you think all you're going to get is a night of star-packed music,
think again, because someone is about to Knock 'Em Dead!
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MAYHEM AT THE MONSTER BASH
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men - Subplot includes adultery
Ivana Crump's Halloween fundraiser for HOWSA took a terrible turn for the worse
when someone was murdered during the event. But Ivana's an optimist and decides to forge ahead!
While waiting for the police to arrive and investigate the mysterious death,
she continues the party with the 2nd part of the night, a fundraiser for COWSA!
What's COWSA? Ivana's keeping mum until after the silent auction.
And while the rest of her guests are all understandably nervous,
Ivana thinks she has just what they need to forget the earlier mishap
and enjoy the evening at hand. Join Ivana and her family of Crumps during a
Halloween celebration that will have you howling!
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MOBBED UP FOR MURDER
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men
Don Provolone orchestrates a meeting at his favorite restaurant with Don Spumoni and
Don Cannoli. They've been to the mattresses for awhile, and quite frankly,
his back is killing him! He thinks it's time to let bygones be bygones and has come up
with a deal they cannot refuse. Or can they? Don't miss out - you'll want to meet
these three colorful Don's along with Toni "Two Times" Tortano, Marisa Macaroon,
and Olivia Ascolane. Who will come heavy? Who's on the lam? Who's in the wind?
And what does that all mean?
Join us to find out, but be careful, the mob means business... and the mob means murder!
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MURDER AT THE MONSTER BASH
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men - Subplot includes adultery
It's Halloween, and Ivana Crump is holding her biggest fundraiser yet -
a costume party to
raise funds for HOWSA. What's HOWSA? You'll have to ask Ivana. And while it seemed like a pretty good idea at first,
she's having second thoughts now that she's found out what's buried underneath the restaurant!
Her half-sisters, Iona and Isabella Crump, her ex-husband Conner, and her husband Clark, all agree,
and wish this spooky night would end.
But before the night is over, the coffin in the corner might turn out to be more than just a creepy decoration!
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MURDER ON THE REBOUND
~~ 6 characters: 4 women, 2 men
What happens when a group of friends suddenly, unexpectedly, and mysteriously find themselves widows?
What else? They pool their insurance money and buy a restaurant. Tonight is the grand opening of REBOUNDS,
and these happy widows can hardly wait to sing and dance their way into your hearts. It's the start of a whole new
beginning, and it's also the perfect night to confide in one another about the new love in their lives.
Yes, these recent widows decided they'd rather find love on the rebound then no love at all, but be careful... whoever rebounds first, may also be last!
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MURDER UNDER THE MISTLETOE
~~ 6 characters: 3 women, 3 men
The CEO of a struggling accounting firm decides to throw a holiday party
to boost morale. He also decides to bring in a consultant to streamline
and straighten the company out. What he doesn't realize is that those
two independent decisions will result in bedlam, havoc and chaos in the
middle of wildly performed holiday songs, door prizes and a visit from
someone very special in a red Santa suit. Join Tom, Dick and Harry for a
holiday party to beat all holiday parties! Happy holidays?
Maybe, but stay away from the mistletoe... or that spirited kiss may turn deadly.
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MUSCLING IN ON MURDER
~~ 7 characters: 3 women, 4 men
What do a high-powered
salesman, an inventor, a marketing guru, a big eater, a sound sleeper,
a sex kitten, and a diet enthusiast have in common? The Bycle Cycle, an
amazing new exercise device that is taking the fitness world by storm.
How the cycle was invented is another story, however, and has a twisted
ending that will make your muscles ache with laughter. Join Michael Bycle,
Ian Ventor, Sheila Closit, Sue Flay, Matt Napper, Callie Katz, and Dan
D. Diet as they bend, push, and pull their way through an intriguing night
of exercise. And whoever said exercise will kill you… is right!
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ON STAGE FOR MURDER
~~ 7 characters: 3 women, 4 men
Ready to see a murder mystery? This
troupe wants to perform, but their micro-managing obsessive-compulsive control-freak
director, Diedre, has a problem with the show.
Watch her leading man struggle with his lines as Diedre mouths along.
Watch her leading lady struggle with her dress as Diedre flaunts her imported finery.
Watch her choo-choo man, her french maid, her ex-husband and the owner of the restaurant explode
as she stops the show to hold open auditions. And what happens when the final curtain drops?
You might just see these seasoned actors change direction, and write their
own deadly ending.
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PEACE, LOVE... AND MURDER!
~~ 7 characters: 3 women, 4 men
Meet this happy-go-lucky traveling group of tranquility-seeking,
peace-loving, vitamin-selling hippies, and let them share their message of peace and love...
along with their own special vitamins! Unfortunately, one of our happy hippies
is also a heartbreaker, and before the evening is through, more than a
heart will be broken. Get to know Moonglow Luvinleave as she flits and
flirts through her group of devoted Moon Heads. Who will win her heart
tonight? Rock Steady, Ben Evolence, or their business manager, Stu Undwuri?
Find out why Rock's aunt, Tish Fishal, and his cousin Arty Fishal, have
such bad vibes towards Moonglow. And why does Kelly Karma's karma go kapoot
when she and Moonglow cavort? You'll laugh at the antics of this peace-loving
group, but before the night if over, someone will be uttering those solemn
words, "Let peace be with you."
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PODUNK PANDEMONIUM
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men
Becky Boudreaux is marrying Tommy Wunkus at this hillbilly wedding, complete with camouflage-themed centerpieces,
moonshine, and a hillbilly band. The fact that the tongue-tied officiate for the wedding, Bunky Wonky,
can’t say the words “love,” “marriage,” “husband,” or “wife,” might be a problem, but Kitty Wunkus, Tommy’s sister,
doesn’t care because he’s the man of her dreams, tongue-tied or not. And Wynonna Dingess, Tommy’s step-mother,
really doesn’t give a hoot what he can or can’t do, she’d just like this wedding over with so she can go home.
And why did Becky choose camouflage for her wedding colors... what exactly is she hiding?
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RED LEG THE DREADED, PIRATE OF THE GULF
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men
Red Leg the Dreaded, Pirate of the Gulf, is sick and tired of all the publicity local celebrity pirate, Billy Bowlegs, gets.
He's written several letters to the Chamber of Commerce, requesting equal time, but so far, he's only received computer-generated
form letters in response thanking him for his interest. So he decides to take matters into his own hands.
Surrounded by his faithful crew, Red Leg surprises everyone when he descends on this peaceful community waiting for
a friendly meeting with Billy Bowlegs. They are in for a surprise - Red Leg is NOTHING like Billy!
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TOP O' THE MURDER TO YOU
~~ 5 characters: 3 women, 2 men
Dr. Paddy McFaddey, an expert on "All Things Irish," is ready to unveil some highly-publicized
Irish artifacts during tonight's lecture on Ireland. His assistant, Patches McButterpants,
is ready, willing, and able, to help him with anything he needs - on and off the job!
An unexpected guest disrupts her plans, and the journalist and museum curator who
traveled all the way to the United States to cover this event are also in for a surprise.
The luck of the Irish doesn't seem to be present at this hilarious event... and what is that hidden underneath the Shamrock?
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